Life of the future

I will succeed in life by either selling mexican black tar herione, or cocaine in switzerland. I will aviod all places of interest to the fbi and cia. I will be come the number one most wanted person in the world. 

My gooal is to be the best drug king pin in the world i will be number one at all things illegal and never get caught. I will be so powerful that i will be untouchable. 

If this doesn't work out then i guess ill either be dead or in prison for several centuries. That,s just the life of a kingpin. Thats the way of life for us druglords.

Note: none of this is my real plans